I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
this stranger things coke commercial gave me more serotonin than anything else in this show
#In Loving Memory of Eddie Munson (and his wig)
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
Today is the only day you can reblog this
queueing this up for after Hersheys kills that one blog
Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.
Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.
Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.
Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.
Diné mythology:
Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.
Celtic Mythology:
Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae
Hindu mythology:
Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva
I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”
“your password is weak”
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
you will not believe the date i just had
I miss this meme
(via the-swift-tricker)
Anonymous asked: Uh... why do you know what your cows vagina looks like 🤢
She doesn’t exactly wear pants
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